Tis not my birthday!
But!
I would like to wish a happy birthday to Miss Ripki.
She is kind, funny, has cute friends and priest, (we'll get to that later)innocent, a brilliant artist, shooter and generally just an awesome person. So, Ripki, hope you have a lovely birthday!
To everyone else- GIVES HER BIRTHDAY LOVES!

And, there is one other birthday, which is actually tomorrow. (All dates are in Australian time, so STFU.)
AND IT'S AN EXTREMELY SEXY PRIEST. (I'm putting this on my club too!)
Father Caj Linstrom, turning 29 tomorrow, Ripki's priest.
Tall. Swedish. Sexy. Smart. The star of my dirty LinstromxBurke stories. (Duh) Well...he doesn't know about that last one.
Anyway, he's my favourite priest at the moment, so give your birthday wishes for him to me and I'll pass them on. After censoring your filthy words, pervs. I see whut you did thar! ಠ_ಠ
I baked a chocolate cake for them both, I will upload a photo later.

Finally, it's my Nana's birthday. =3 I love her very much.

Also, Happy Halloween, Stalkers, Watchers and sentient space blobs.
Also to
Ripki (Bug)
Hilde *drools*
Linstrom *see above*
Burke *sniff sniff* =3
Soybean
Faust
Peter (Lucky Bastard)
-and-
Teh Pope *stomach growls* I suddenly feel like eggs...

Once again, divided into sections!

Part 1: Meme quiz thing shit.

Why did you join this site?
Mature Content Filter, 's art. *sniff* Back when 13 year olds could view ANYTHING on here.../nostalgia

What does your username have to do with you? Is it a combination of your favorite things, or a character of yours?
I'm always Spinmontop on the internet, it was the name of an imaginary friend I had when I was younger.

What is your current icon of?
Sweet, sweet AAxEm, courtesy of Check her out.

How many watchers do you have and how many people are you currently watching?
According to my stats, I stalk watch 75 people, while 35 people stalk watch me.

Do you have more than one account?
Yes, I have my club, ~PriestLovers

Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
Can't decide. That's the reason I watch so many people, too many good artists.

What deviant do you admire because of their personality?
YOU ALL HAVE SPARKLING PERSONALITIES AND I CAN'T DECIDE SO DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.

How many people on here do you actually know in reality? Post their avatars.


Do you comment, fave, or both?
Fave, in metric fucktons. Comment, not so much.

What do you typically post on deviantart?
My slash stories mainly, once in a blue moon, much to my watcher's disgust, and a crapton of demotivators and stamps in the off times.

Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?
I would, if the clubs I joined were, you know, ACTIVE. I also own a club, but it's not too active at the moment, so there you go, I'mma hypocrite.

What is your most popular deviation?
*Sigh* as much as I hate it and it only took me a minute, according to my stats my Twilight Hate stamp is the most popular, with 24 faves. [link]

What's your favorite submission in your favorites gallery?
Anything with naked Anderson or AAxEM.

What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Screw drawing better, I just wish I could DRAW.

Are you a subscriber?
I was for a little bit when I had moneys.

How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
As much as I can.

Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
I'm pretty fast.

What is your favorite emoticon?
:iconfatherlinstromplz: WHADDYA MEAN THERE'S NOT A FATHER LINSTROM EMOTE?!
Fine, it would be then: because look, it's a french dude with a BREADSTICK.

What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
"Why do you hate Twilight?" Of course, what makes this worse is that Twitards are illiterate, so they type it like this: (I did the best imitation I could by hitting my face against the keyboard) "OMG y do yu not lyk twil1ght!!?! it is lyke da bset series eva and edward is lyke soooo hawt!!!111111one!11xsdfjsfkdikdskjzd,kwswsdksjmsszs!!!!\"
What's even WORSE is when they use capslock and bash their face against the keyboard.
"OMG Y DO YU NOT LYK TWIL1GHT?!! IT IS LYKE DA BSET SERIES EVA AND EDWARD IS LYKE SOOOO HAWT!!!!!11111ONE!KFDKCDJMDXJKSDSDKJDSJHSDKJDS!!!\"

What is the most annoying comment you get?
ANYTHING pro Twilight.

What inspires you?
Music, my friends, everyday situations, German class, porn games, books, anime, manga, my life, pictures, lotsa stuff.

Do you use any traditional media?
Yes. Pencil and paper when an idea strikes me at school or Burke's. The idea for the biting bit in the second LinstromxBurke slash I did I wrote on the back of a church newsletter, in Mass. HOW BLASPHEMOUS.

Do you associate people online with their icons?
Yes, unless I see them IRL.

Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?
I would if I knew the fuck HOW.

Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?
Not really, I've avoided most of the nasties. I have gone on hiatus ones or twice.

Part 2: Actual Content
I broke up with and I don't feel too bad. I saw it coming, anyway, and it was a fairly placid break up.

Got an appointment with the Army on the 20th to see if I'm up to being a soldier.

Also, in zOMG, VOIP play has been released, so I'm seeking a cheap headset for crew play.

MY CLUB


My Stalkers (People that regularly fave and comment!)


My friends:
:
Clubs:


Freaking Awesome People (F.A.P?! WTF?)
/and anyone else I've said is freaking awesome but have forgotten about right now. (don't be offended.)

Okay, I've been promising you guys an update and a friendly yarn about my illness.

So, it all started the Tuesday I went back to school. My throat was a bit sore and I was coughing a bit. On Wednesday I could hardly breathe, so I stayed home from school and in bed. And there I stayed until the following Tuesday, when I stupidly attempted going to school and ended up coughing blood and sent home half an hour into the day. Cue another week off (Note: I don't have school on Monday)
Then on Thursday I went to the doctor. Chest infection, she gives me ASMOL. An INHALER. D=

I'm almost better now, but I still have to take the Asmol.
Story wise, you all should have seen Linstrom and Burke's wedding.
1 down, 4 more to go until the surprise!
The problem is life is going to be a bit hectic so yeah. Sorry Gaiz, don't hold your breath.
The only reason I got that story done is because it was for Ripki and you wouldn't want me to have a LATE fic for her birthday, would you?
No, because that's just rude.

You are a top bunch of watchers.
For nearly 3 years now you have politely waited for the slow dribble of various fics, sat through ranting tirades and emoness and been really fun to be around.

But before you all say "IF WE'RE SO GREAT WHERE ARE OUR 5 FICS AND THE SURPRISE YOU PROMISED US!?" Let me finish.
I just noticed I've got over 6000 pageviews and I wanted to thank you all.
ಠ_ಠ What were you expecting, a kiriban for my 7000? No way, I tried that 3 times before and it didn't work out.

MY CLUB


My Stalkers (People that regularly fave and comment!)


My friends:
:
Clubs:


Freaking Awesome People (F.A.P?! WTF?)
/and anyone else I've said is freaking awesome but have forgotten about right now. (don't be offended.)

Warning, if the title has not warned you enough, this journal is LONG.
However, I have broken it down into handy-dandy parts.

First Part, stolen from
15 things about me
1. I really love numbered lists. E.G: [link]
2. I am a very caring person
3. I am dirt-poor.
4. I wish to go to Germany after I finish school
5. I speak passable German.
6. I have a scar on my finger.
7. I am up every morning at the latest at 5am.
8. I hate being called Australian, I am a NEW ZEALANDER.
9. I am not bisexual, I consider myself homosexual with certain exceptions.
10. I do not actually watch any more yaoi than the regular fangirl in real life.
11. I do, however, enjoy pornographic yaoi games like Absolute Obedience.
12. I was mentioned by in THIS PIC: [link] (I can't do thumbnails anymore, my sub is gone...)
13. I am talking to my priest as I type this. :3
14. I love being mistaken for a male. Androgyny FTW.
15. I get great joy and powertrips out of wearing priest gear.

Second Part, First day back home
(Not counting when I landed and went straight to sleep)
I woke up at 4.30, and finding Ripki not online, began getting ready for Mass. I purposely arrived early and visited my priest because I missed him and his musky scent. (Sad but true)
I spent the day with my dad, which involved sitting alone in my room on my laptop, and visiting my grandparents to watch the football. Ugh.

Third Part, First day at school
(Warning, emo!!)(Happened today)
THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE NOTHING WENT RIGHT.
There was $65 on the bench for school fees and lunch. I took it. I was at school on time even though I wanted to hang around and chat to Ripki on MSN. Now, our teacher was away, and the substitute didn't arrive until the lesson was almost over. Then, I went and paid my school fees, which came to $65, so I had nothing left for lunch. So I had to get my dad to ring the school, ride home, get some money for lunch and eat some recess and ride back to school. I missed Maths, and most of English. Then when I got home I found the dogs wandering around outside the fence, and after getting them back in, half an hour later an Animal Control guy comes around.
After this, my stepmum rings while I'm doing chores, as she is away for the week and my dad is out for the night. And because I forget to tell her about the dogs getting out, dad calls me afterwards because the Animal Control guy called him, and tells me to expect rage from my stepmum. Because she cares more about the fucking dogs and her shoe collection than me. So I had a meltdown of emoness. Calling my priest while he was at a parishioner's house didn't help.

Fourth part, news
I am working on 5 stories, but after I finish them all, I WILL take a break and unveil the surprise I have been working on for you.

Anyway, I'm tired and drained, nighty night.
*THUMP*

MY CLUB


My Stalkers (People that regularly fave and comment!)


My friends:
:
Clubs:


Freaking Awesome People (F.A.P?! WTF?)
/and anyone else I've said is freaking awesome but have forgotten about right now. (don't be offended.)